Feature Article - April 2017
by Do-While Jones

Not Gaga Over Evolution

Lady Gagaís ďBorn This WayĒ provided the inspiration for this yearís annual parody celebrating National Theory of Evolution Day (April 1).

Created This Way

Hear it performed by Death Valley Dave at http://www.scienceagainstevolution.info/music/Gaga.mp3.

(Verse 1)
Charles Darwin told me when I was still young
We just all evolved from apes.
Lost body hair and put some lipstick on
When we learned to live in caves.

(Verse 2)
But he was wrong in what he said to me.
He didnít have his science straight.
We did not evolve oh so gradually.
Listen to me when I say,

(Chorus)
ďI am alive here today
Not Ďcause of random mistakes.
I did not evolveóI was created this way.
Mutations didnít make me
It is so easy to see.
Iíll tell you right now, Darwin,
I was born this way!Ē

(repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)
Itís not science, itís just fiction.
Itís not science, itís just fiction.
Itís not science, itís just fiction.
Itís not, itís not, itís not!

(repeat Chorus)

(end)
Ooh, there ain't no other way.
Darwin, I was born this way.
Darwin, I was born this way!
Iíll tell you right now, Darwin,
I was born this way!!!!!!

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